tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32999748.post116610165633504786..comments2024-03-04T01:47:18.750-05:00Comments on Lemurian Congress: Holy Cow! Lysol!Adam Thorntonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05634565262440008573noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32999748.post-1167776773404971382007-01-02T17:26:00.000-05:002007-01-02T17:26:00.000-05:00I can't even imagine!I can't even imagine!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32999748.post-1167768615006082992007-01-02T15:10:00.000-05:002007-01-02T15:10:00.000-05:00thsoe old pads were terrible. like having a mattre...thsoe old pads were terrible. like having a mattress stuffed in your pantiesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32999748.post-1167314006008928392006-12-28T08:53:00.000-05:002006-12-28T08:53:00.000-05:00"Mommy, you'll be a woman soon..."Now THAT's a cut..."Mommy, you'll be a woman soon..."<BR/><BR/>Now THAT's a cute story. Then I start thinking about those 1960s educational films -- sponsored by the makers of "sanitary napkins" -- to teach girls not to be afraid of menstruation...not because they cared about the emotional health of the girls, but because they wanted them to happily buy their product.<BR/><BR/>In all the videos (and yes, I have several DVD collections of early sex-ed films) the mothers promise their daughters that getting their period coincides with them getting their "woman-shape." Like, the daughter wants to buy a grown-up dress, but the mother says "no, you still have your little-girl shape!"<BR/><BR/>Then, after her first period, they buy the dress. And a pair of those odd garters that pads used to be slipped into.Adam Thorntonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05634565262440008573noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32999748.post-1167312720451457842006-12-28T08:32:00.000-05:002006-12-28T08:32:00.000-05:00My daughter was about 8 when I explained to her th...My daughter was about 8 when I explained to her that someday she would get her period and become a woman! What a day to celebrate! Not too long after that we were at an RV park, and I got my period while using the public restroom. I explained that we had to cut our walk short so I could go back and get a pad. She skipped all the way back, burst into the RV, and announced to her Daddy that we should get a cake to celebrate, 'cause Mommy just became a woman!'Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32999748.post-1167227123748958202006-12-27T08:45:00.000-05:002006-12-27T08:45:00.000-05:00Or make it worse! Aversion therapy can backfire......Or make it worse! Aversion therapy can backfire...Adam Thorntonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05634565262440008573noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32999748.post-1166978265236433472006-12-24T11:37:00.000-05:002006-12-24T11:37:00.000-05:00perhaps Anonymous should be tied to a chair and fo...perhaps Anonymous should be tied to a chair and forced to watch the Vagina Monologues over and over. It might help cure his (I am assuming it's a he) fear of the "Big V".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32999748.post-1166659487616383602006-12-20T19:04:00.000-05:002006-12-20T19:04:00.000-05:00C section is the way to go!!C section is the way to go!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32999748.post-1166303112742454682006-12-16T16:05:00.000-05:002006-12-16T16:05:00.000-05:00I haven't seen a "love quiz" for nervous farting, ...I haven't seen a "love quiz" for nervous farting, but I'm sure the Lysol-douche quiz could be adapted!<BR/><BR/>I thought maybe, someday, your man might go out to play cards with the boys because HE'S gay, but then I thought, no, he'd rather brave your "woman smell" than to go out and play cards.Adam Thorntonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05634565262440008573noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32999748.post-1166220289377990722006-12-15T17:04:00.000-05:002006-12-15T17:04:00.000-05:00You laugh now, but it may someday happen to YOU!I ...You laugh now, but it may someday happen to YOU!<BR/><BR/>I have some Lysol around if you're feeling insecure.Adam Thorntonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05634565262440008573noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32999748.post-1166195897040728612006-12-15T10:18:00.000-05:002006-12-15T10:18:00.000-05:00The love test is priceless. How shamelessly advert...The love test is priceless. How shamelessly advertisers depict the husband leaving the home because he'd rather go drinking with the boys than deal with his wife's un-lysoled vagina. I dunno. Maybe he's gay?VanillaJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16362795443692420358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32999748.post-1166192031999583262006-12-15T09:13:00.000-05:002006-12-15T09:13:00.000-05:00Errr, the advert is actually from the late '40s, s...Errr, the advert is actually from the late '40s, so I was only a WHOLE DECADE off by saying it was from the late '30s.<BR/><BR/>What is my thoroughly discredited method for telling the difference between advertisements from these decades? If the woman's hair isn't quite as elaborate or tight, I say it's the '30s.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com