Lemurian Congress

I arrived early to Mistress Quickly's tavern and found Dr. Johnson, as anticipated, already arguing and drowning in his cups. "A ...

The best science fiction films show us the world as it may someday be: the boinking of "A Clockwork Orange," the tasty vittles of ...

Italy is the strangest movie I have ever seen.

The rumours are true: Mike Meyers can do no wrong! This is not because he hasn't tried. Before he starts working on any movie he wonders...

What if you create a monster that is too scary to even film? If you create this monster from the mind of your wickedness and also the wicked...

It should not surprise you that, when I accidentally touched the grease of a Hollywood Scriptwriter's typewriter, I began to transform i...

I warned them! Didn't I tell the improbable Mexican aristocrats that they must not rise above their social station lest they suffer the ...

Because we might die before or after we experience love, " Airport " says "Go for it, Mister! Beware the old lady!" Thes...

Some people are worried about going to " The Hell House " after they die, so I will try to be accurate here instead of riding the ...

I was offended when Tina Turner sang "We Don't Need Another Pedro." In response to this insult I called her a "spoiled ha...

I started writing episode seven of "Creepy Pedro" in 2001. I finally finished it this week. If you'd like to read it, go here ...

By now you've probably noticed that when you type a search request into Google, you are often directed to spontaneously-generated pages ...

Fans of " der Creepy " will be pleased to know that, regardless of the limbo-state of his latest radio play, Mr. Pedro will be app...