Lemurian Congress

We arrive at our house and we celebrate: it is our own piece of land and sky. We are worried about debt but we remain hopeful, my wife more ...

Many things have prevented me from blogging recently, not least my own laziness and ennui. My computer's hard drive totally died after m...

It took only two hours for seven of us to move everything. I hate making other people deal with my own personal shortcomings -- pack-ratting...

Last week I told my mother that I only had about another three hours of packing to do. After an entire week of near-constant packing, I just...

You know what they say..."Poopy things come in threes!" Or at least they SHOULD say that, because it's certainly true this wee...

We set the closing date for my condo to be really far in the future, because one of my RRSPs was stuck like Pooh in Piglet's door. That ...

Another odd little video that I finally finished this morning: "Boxcar." What do you do when your neighbour parks his junker car o...

Here's a quick and impromptu recap of the last few weeks! If you've ever bought a home, you know what I've been doing: planning,...

One thing I love about my apartment is the huge front window, and what I like MOST about that window is the huge amount of vegetation that g...

Another experimental music video of my own construction: "Lightbox." The Background This time the audio came first. I had the idea...

A few nights ago I was amazed to discover a pile of viscera in the middle of my carpet. There were intestines, and a miniature liver, and ot...

Yesterday, Zsa Zsa peed on the basement floor, which she sometimes does for reasons known only to her. Fortunately the basement is totally u...

1. The blue flashlight is in the second drawer of the hallway closet. There is also a yellow flashlight there which you bought when you forg...

I live in a duplex, and over the past few years I have had three sets of neighbours: the girls who exercised, the family of wrestlers, and t...

I have several reasons to be glad that I moved out of my old apartment two years ago, but one of the biggest reasons is the SEWAGE. In that ...

After I wrote this morning's blog post , Zsa Zsa got even worse. It seemed to happen after I fed her; she nibbled at her food a bit, the...

After Zsa Zsa devoured a mouse from head to tail a few weeks ago, I did some research and discovered that mice are a wonderful type of cat ...

The Broken Computer Keyboards I recently noticed that the "plus" key on my new computer keyboard didn't work. Apple promptly s...

Let's make sure the music isn't too loud. Do you all have drinks? Thank goodness I bought more beer and vodka today, as though I kne...

It was the first warm day in weeks. Zsa Zsa had been begging to go outside. After dinner, at 6pm, I strapped her in her harness and we sat o...