Lemurian Congress

When menaced by the big-assed stuff of nightmares... I'm a bit confused by the insignia on John Cleese's right cuff...is that a nava...

I have mentioned the " soundboard nightmare " a few times here, and the accompanying "DJ nightmare" as well. For some un...

On the final day of shooting, the director notices me and he has a revelation: my eyes are perfect, he says, and so is my bearing, as one wh...

It's been a year since I last had the Sound Board Nightmare, but it returned last night. In the Sound Board Nightmare I am in charge of ...

I sometimes think that the only reason we dream is to trick us into getting out of bed. When I wake up and am still in confused semi-awarene...

Whenever the holidays creep up on me I am besieged by nightmares about living "at home." In these dreams I am back in my old bedro...

Game shows are a form of drug. They're breezy and slick and fast-paced, with all of their drama resolved in a few minutes...this element...

I've been invited to do a drag show for a book club at a university. They've assigned a handler to me who follows me everywhere I go...

For your edification: My cat's stomach does NOT run on daylight savings time. It is very easy to take off false eyelashes...they just pu...

On Seeking Attention: A few years back, Annie, Victoria and I would dress up in showy outfits during Toronto Pride and march up and down Ch...

I am an intern at a scientific institute during the 1950s. I am up late studying in one of the rooms when "Kathleen," a senior res...

I had a terrible dream that I'd held a housewarming. Two types of people showed up. Some of them were stoic, relaxed, worldly men and wo...

On the afternoon of Christmas Eve, I'm walking past the Bauer Loft construction site. A truck stops and an apparently crazy man wearing ...