Lemurian Congress

Some iTunes word searches produce thousands of matches ("love"), while others produce few or none ("havarti"). It's ...

In honour of my moved-out neighbours -- and whoever might end up moving in -- here's what my iPod thinks about that particular verb. Beg...

The snow was a bit late in coming, but it finally arrived this morning: time for winter jackets and toques, folks. In honour of that frozen ...

Boo, and Happy Hallowe'en! I'm hoping that no children come to weasel candy out of me; I've lived in controlled-access buildings...

With all that talk about sex and me puking -- and all the interesting points you readers have made in the comments -- I had to consult my iP...

In honour of all the saplings that have been destroyed recently -- and of all those trees I saw over the weekend, and of all those leaves pe...

In honour of all those who do NOT have noisy pets (and while my OWN pet waits eagerly for the last drop of milk in my cereal bowl), here are...

Golly, we just can't get away from war these days, can we? War here, war there...even war in our iPods! Cold War (Devo) Ditty Diegy - Wa...

My life, right now, is largely the digestion of John Barth's novel "LETTERS," and the self-imposed task of reading all his sub...

When a song contains the word "star," what is the songwriter talking about? All Star Funk (Bootsy Collins) All the Stars are Falli...

An important question arises when I think of my sister's marriage this weekend: when somebody is singing about "sisters" in a ...

Ever curious, I found myself searching for songs about "fish." iTunes to the rescue! 4:50 AM - Go Fishing (Roger Waters) A Nice Li...

Do people actually write songs about "hair?" I did a search on my iPod to find out. Bad Hair (The Legendary Pink Dots) Bernice Bob...

Long ago, Eli and I did general music shows at CKMS, and sometimes we'd brainstorm themes. Could one of us do a show entirely full of s...