Sunday, October 22, 2006

Muffy's Extreme Panache Scared the Bridesmaids...

...But Her Ankles Were Like Fatty Sausages!

It doesn't matter how happy you are, or how much dancing you do, or how many complements you receive...if your ankles aren't thin enough then you might as well be DIRT! And nobody wants to be DIRT, girls. But "Onyx Pointex" hosiery can turn your dirt into gold!
(Please note bonus Funkadelic CD)


Anonymous said...

can one get carpal in the ankle?

Muffy St. Bernard said...

I'll never know, because I don't type with my feets.