Stop it, ladies! NO WATCHING! Don't watch it! Do something else for a while!
Of the hundreds of thousands who saw the remarkable first model which revolutionized toastmaking in America, not one would have believed it could ever have been improved upon.How has the Toastmaster improved in the last two years? They replaced one of the levers with a "small, new-type indicator," and it comes with "cool-type carrying handles" so you won't burn your pretty-type hands, and it also can't overheat and start your fur coat on fire at the flaming breakfast table! It won't burn your tabletop! It now does two slices at once! It's wonderful!
Yet--that has been done!
It is even more simple, more amazing, more beautiful!
Ladies and Gentlemen, these ladies and I honestly don't think this toaster can get any better.