Epiphanies and Discoveries

Here are some things I've recently realized.

• I enjoy brushing with a small toothbrush, and I will brush longer and more vigorously, than I ever did with a larger toothbrush.
• Don't worry if you missed a Big Sale at Loop Clothing! There'll be another Big Sale next week and you'll definitely find out about it.
• Beds are expensive.
• Once you smell your cat farting after she's eaten Liver and Chicken cat food, you will be able to perfectly relive the smell just by thinking about it, wherever you are, whether you want to or not.
• The world can be awfully crappy, but it will be ESPECIALLY crappy if you EXPECT it to be.