Is your first puff a moist-cool surprise? Does the coolness then taper off, resolving into solid tobacco enjoyment? Does your throat get moister and smoother with each succeeding Spud...instead of dryer and raspier?Reading this copy is actually making my throat HURT. But if there were a cigarette called "Spud" on the market, I might just take up smoking.
Again, is Spud your tonic when you're all smoked out...your life-saver, when you come down with a cold?
Sadly, I doubt that Spud Cigarettes ever took off. The other brands had such DIGNIFIED names.