LEFTY: (Entering a prison cell) Well, I've got company. What's your name, punk?(From the May 20th, 1953 episode of the Bob Hope Show, with Richard Widmark)
LEFTY: Why do they call you "Blacky?"
BLACKY: I never take a bath.
I think my favorite bit from that era is a robber asking Jack Benny, "Your money or your life!"
After a pause, Benny says, "I'm thinking, I'm thinking!"
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