Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Vaudeville

A fashion hostess is telling viewers about all the latest fashions. Meanwhile, off camera, her drunk and obnoxious husband is heckling her.

HOSTESS: Hemlines are inching down, and formalwear is reaching ankle-length again. Gentlemen, wouldn't you love to see your wives in something long and
flowing?

HUSBAND: Yeah, a RIVER!

HOSTESS: Stop it

HUSBAND: May I go wee now?

HOSTESS: You may.

HUSBAND: Wheeeeeeeeeeee!

From The Benny Hill Show.

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