Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Reuben's Calls Out Frances Williams

Move over Evelyn, Frances is the next target in the Reuben's "YOU HAVE NO PRIVACY, CELEBRITY!" ad campaign.
Somehow we never quite associate the electrifying FRANCES WILLIAMS with such grossly material things as buying merchandise--but then, when it comes to Holiday shopping--(and when we say shopping we're speaking of Reuben's now!)-- we all meet on common ground. We'd like to delve deeply into MISS WILLIAMS' rapturous reactions to our precious presentation of fascinating feminine fripperies...the ducky Atomizers, the the snooty Boudoir Lamps, the fussiest of fussy Sweetmeat Boxes...mmmm! don't we wish we had the space to say more!
As if sharing a stage with The Marx Brothers wasn't harrowing enough, now all of Frances' friends knew exactly where she bought that ducky Atomizer.

PS: Just in case you were wondering, an "Atomizer" didn't blow things up, it just sprayed perfume around.

2 comments:

scott said...

Dang...I was thinking of Darkwing Duck when I read the Atomizer bit.

Or Daffy vs. Marvin the Martian.

Muffy St. Bernard said...

Yes, sadly, the "Atomizers that Kill" didn't go on the market until a bit later.