I've already taken pictures of myself in the interesting parts of My New Digs, with the exclusion of those difficult places (like the attic) and the places I don't want you to see. But when I remember to clean the toothpaste out of the bathroom sink I'll show it to you, because it was built for a very thin person with tiny hands (or fetal alcohol syndrome), and it's just unbelievably small.
So last night I picked a random spot that still qualified. Here I present Closet B, the southerly closet (closer to the equator and therefore warmer).
The problem is that my camera only has a ten second timer on it, so I have to set it up close enough for me to be able to fold myself inside and crouch down far enough to get in the frame. As a result, this is really a picture of me crumpled up amongst my clothes, with very little of the closet visible anyway. You'll just have to trust me. Besides, why else would I get into this position?