Monday, March 24, 2008

Vaudeville

Margaret: That scar on your face is very romantic.

Bob: That's my mouth.

(Paraphrased from The Bob Hope Show, March 4, 1953)

7 comments:

The Vicar of VHS said...

"Say goodnight, Gracie."

Muffy St. Bernard said...

Shorter Bob Hope:

"Golly, I've got a big nose! Everybody hates me. Frank Sinatra is skinny. Bing Crosby is rich and fat and old! This is a really funny town."

Kimber said...

Where are you Muffy? Your blog is tragically silent...

Muffy St. Bernard said...

I'm alive, Kimber! I've spent this week dealing with sudden, frantic, and energy-draining activities related to getting a car. Hopefully tomorrow I'll have some good news. :)

jj said...

congrats on fulfilling one half of the American dream! :-)

Muffy St. Bernard said...

Thanks JJ! I'll believe it when I actually have the steering wheel in my hands.

Kimber said...

Muffy on wheels...can't wait to see pics.