Monday, March 24, 2008

Vaudeville

Margaret: That scar on your face is very romantic.

Bob: That's my mouth.

(Paraphrased from The Bob Hope Show, March 4, 1953)

7 comments:

The Vicar of VHS said...

"Say goodnight, Gracie."

Adam Thornton said...

Shorter Bob Hope:

"Golly, I've got a big nose! Everybody hates me. Frank Sinatra is skinny. Bing Crosby is rich and fat and old! This is a really funny town."

Kimber said...

Where are you Muffy? Your blog is tragically silent...

Adam Thornton said...

I'm alive, Kimber! I've spent this week dealing with sudden, frantic, and energy-draining activities related to getting a car. Hopefully tomorrow I'll have some good news. :)

Anonymous said...

congrats on fulfilling one half of the American dream! :-)

Adam Thornton said...

Thanks JJ! I'll believe it when I actually have the steering wheel in my hands.

Kimber said...

Muffy on wheels...can't wait to see pics.